Archivos de la categoría ‘Tests’

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Miaaaaauuuuuuu……

julio 21, 2006

 
 
 
Bueno… para qué les digo que no, si sí, verdad?
 
~ El Doc
purrrrrrr….
 

 
 
You Are: 20% Dog, 80% Cat
   

You are are almost exactly like a cat.
You’re intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way.
And there’s no way you’re going to fetch a paper for anyone!

 

 
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TEST: ¿Cuán bien sabes manejar una relación de pareja?

julio 13, 2006
The Relationship IQ Test
New Research on the Right Way to Love
 
Daniel, your Relationship IQ is 134
 

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle’s Relationship IQ test.

Your Relationship IQ score is a number that measures your general knowledge of how people should behave in relationships. But we also took a look at how you behave in your relationships.

Your test results tell us that your greatest relationship strength is communicating with your partner while your weakest is accepting your partner’s differences.

 


 

Hmmm… interesante… muy interesante. Sip… creo que bastante cierto, además. Es cierto que me gusta mucho mi forma de ser y no es que no acepte las diferencias de mis parejas (salvo en ciertos temas, en los que sí sé bien lo que quiero) pero sí creo que parejas muy distintas la tienen mucho más verde para hacer que una relación funcione, ya sea porque sus valores son distintos o porque sus tendencias los jalan por caminos diferentes. Creo yo que, para que una relación funcione, la pareja tiene que tener, al menos, una serie de bases comunes -para tener a dónde regresar- y una serie de metas comunes -para tener un camino que puedan seguir juntos- de tal forma que, manteniendo cierta cohesión, puedan volar libres, sabiendo que hay un respaldo entre ellos.

 

Ahora bien… por lo mismo que creo eso… es que le pongo tanta importancia a la comunicación con la pareja… es la mejor forma de conocerla y saber, con mayor antelación, qué es lo que esa pareja quiere, lo que sueña, sus metas, objetivos, miedos, deseos, etc… y saber si es que calzan con los míos, tanto en el corto como en el mediano plazo. Además, sólo así uno puede seguir manteniéndose cerca a la pareja a medida que cada uno crece y evoluciona… mediante la comunicación real -no sólo el monólogo o la mera relación de noticias- que garantice que ambas partes están aprendiendo lo que le sucede al otro y cómo evoluciona su vida.

 

Nadie dijo que mantener una relación fuera esfuerzo de una vez, ¿verdad?

 

~ El Doc

Doctor  en más de una ocasión.

 

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Según OK Cupid, yo soy…

mayo 31, 2006

 

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.
My profile name: cherry_lyptus

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Quiz Time!!!

mayo 18, 2006
 
 
A veces me pongo a hacer tests y quizzes, sí, pero creo que esta vez se me pasó la mano… jejejejeje… los encontré en el blog de una compañera de mi juego de vampiros y decidí pasarlos a mi blog de vampiros también… pero como al final me dí cuenta de que los había hecho más pensando en mí que en Lord BubbleKnight (mi personaje), pues bueno, los comparto acá también por si hay algún otro maníaco quiz-adicto como yo.
 
Ya se viene pronto un post propiamente dicho y no simplemente relleno. Mientras tanto, disfruten.
 
 
~ El Doc
 
 
Más quizzes:
 

 
You Have a Choleric Temperament
 

You are a person of great enthusiasm – easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You’re an instantly passionate person – and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

 

 
 

Your Love Life Secrets Are
 

 

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You’ve been deeply wounded in the past, and you’re still recovering from that hurt.

You expect a lot from your lover – you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.

 

 
 
Your Lucky Underwear is Green
 

 

You’re a total go getter who will scrape and crawl to get to the top. And your lucky green underwear will help you get there without a struggle.
A fast learner, you enjoy a good mental challenge – whether it’s getting your law degree or running a successful business.

Sometimes you push too hard to succeed, alienating friends and wearing yourself out in the process.

If you want to reach your goals while still maintaining a full life, put on your green underpants. They’ll help you slow down and enjoy life.
 
 
 
You Are a Seeker Soul
 

 

You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

 
 
You Belong in Barcelona
 

 

When it comes to Europe, you don’t want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!
 
 
 
You Are Lightning
 

 

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you’re capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

 
 
 
 
 
You Are a Fortune Cookie
 

 

You’re a rather normal person, except that you have extraordinary luck in life.
People want to be around you (even when they’re a little sick of you), in hopes of being lucky too!
 
 
 
You Are Coke
 

 

A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy… you’re the life of the party.

Your best soda match: Mountain Dew

Stay away from:Dr Pepper

 

 
 
Your Brain’s Pattern
 

Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You’re also good at connecting people – and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.
 
 
 
You Are 15% Addicted to Love
 

 

Might as well face it, you’re not addicted to love.
And these means you have a very healthy approach to relationships.
You fall in love with the right person, at the right time, for the right reasons.
Love is something you want – not something you need.
 
 
 
You Are 96% Happy
 

 

It’s unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.
 
 
 

Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 80%
Spelling: 80%
Vocabulary: 40%
 
You Are From Neptune

 

You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability. You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea. Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion. You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone. If you don’t get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.
 
 
 
Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male
 

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve
 
 
 
 
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
 

 

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

 

 
Your Personality Profile
 

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

 

 

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
 

You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter – bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
 

 

You Are an Appletini
 

Most of the time, you’re a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal.
 

 

Your Five Variable Love Profile
 

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is low.
You see love as a gift that you should give to many.
It’s hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time…
Let alone one person for the rest of your life!

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You’ve loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn’t mean you’re a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you’ve been hurt – you’re never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven’t found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

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Si ellos lo dicen…

abril 26, 2006
…quién soy yo para contradecirlos, ¿verdad?
 
 
~ El Doc
*fantasy lover*
 

 

Your Seduction Style:

Fantasy Lover

 

 

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That’s you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone’s particular fantasy… and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone’s life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people’s lives.
Your ex’s (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of… your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

 

 
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¿En qué orden lo harías?

abril 10, 2006
 
 
Sin mirar lo que sigue… cuál de todas resolverías primero??
 
Si estas 5 cosas sucedieran a la vez y requiriesen TU inmediata atención:
 
  1. El teléfono empieza a sonar
  2. Hay un bebé en la casa que está llorando
  3. Alguien está tocando la puerta/el timbre
  4. Acabas de colgar la ropa recién lavada y empieza a llover
  5. El agua se está rebalsando en el lavabo
En qué orden resolverías estas cosas?????
 
 
 
 
 
Primero piensa en el orden en el que las resolverías… no mires…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cada una de esas cosas significa un aspecto de tu vida, el orden en el que las resuelves es el orden de tus propias preferencias.
 
  1. Teléfono – Trabajo
  2. Bebé – Familia
  3. Puerta – Amigos
  4. Ropa – Dinero
  5. Agua – Sexo
     
Cerraste primero la llave de agua?  Jejejeje… O la cerraste al final?
 
Yo las resolví en este orden: 2, 5, 3, 4, 1…  y tú??
 
 
~ El Doc
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Sobre gustos y colores…

marzo 20, 2006
 
 
 
El siguiente test me lo pasaron así, en inglés. No es un test propiamente dicho, sino una caracterización entre el color que más te gusta… y tu comportamiento en el ring de las cuatro perillas.
 
Por cierto… ¿quién dijo gris?
 
Por cierto n°2… los que me conocen, conocen cómo me visto, conocen el color de mi blog, han visto mi libro de visitas, mi perfil de hi5 o mi blog literario… etc, etc… creo que no tendrán dificultad en saber mi color favorito, ¿verdad?
 
 
~ El Doc
 


 

THE SEXUAL TYPE TEST

 

The key to your sexual life discover your sexual type based on favorite color. The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for most of your possessions. Most people claim they haven’t a favorite color & go on to claim its Black. But look around you, and you’ll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently – it’s the one that mirrors the sexual you. This test is the simplified form of a test used by psychologists. It explains the association between color and sexual patterns. 

 

YELLOW: If you or your partner tends to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But of course – not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner’s desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

 

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity – but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

 

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hates to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else’s gratification.

 

BLACK: A good many people will choose black as their favorite color, without really thinking about the question. Those people who really do have a black color preference are rare. It points to a liking for black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

 

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

 

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm – but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner’s hair and women leave red welts on the sex partner’s back.

 

BROWN: If you or your partner loves brown, you’re a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can’t say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

 

GREY: The color GREY a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can’t get excited about anything – including color – so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer GREY look at sex as a way of relieving tension-but nothing more, nothing less. It’s wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Women don’t make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the grey spouse considers the other’s infidelity a blessing. When GREY marries another GREY, the marriage is made in heaven.

 

WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

 

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

 

No Color Preference: Most people claim they haven’t a favorite color & go on to claim it’s Black, but that’s very rare. Think about the question. Try this, think of room painted in only one color. Walls, ceiling, floor & furniture. If you had to stay in it for a few minutes, what color would you like it to be? Now go back to the colors.

 

And finally my favorite one, and I cannot agree more with it:

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner’s need. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never seeking outside interests.

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Are You a Secure Lover?

febrero 21, 2006
Vaya… haciendo otro de los tests de Tickle… supongo que está bien lo que me salió, no?
 
 
~ El Doc
Secure lover
 


 
Why You Choose the Mates You Do
 
Daniel, you tend to gravitate toward romantic partners who have a Secure attachment style.
 


People with a secure attachment style are warm, open and trusting. They are typically comfortable with themselves and show high regard for others.

Attachment style begins in infancy with the interactions we have with our parents or primary caregivers. Through these early relationships we begin to understand the dynamics and patterns of close relationships and we carry this perspective into our adult relationships.

Psychologists call your attachment style Secure.

You tend to be an open and trusting romantic partner. You find it relatively easy to get close to people, and are generally comfortable depending on others.

10% of those who have taken our test share this style of attachment.

Your answers on our test show that when it comes to relationships you have grown beyond your earliest attachment issues. While you may not have every issue resolved, you’re making substantial progress at establishing healthy relationship patterns.

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Un par de tests…

enero 17, 2006
Entré a estas páginas para ver qué me salía y veamos… ¿por algo será?
Jejeje… por cierto, cualquier parecido con la realidad, debe ser puuuura coincidencia.
(miren las sonseras que a veces termino haciendo en la oficina…)
 
 
 
~ El Doc
 
 

 
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
 
 
 
(Written on the Inferno Gates, according to Dante)
 
 


Second Level of Hell


 

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Moderate
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
 
 


 
 

 
Greed: Medium
 
Gluttony: Medium
 
Wrath: Very Low
 
Sloth: Medium
 
Envy: Very Low
 
Lust: Very High
 
Pride: Medium
 
 
 

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